This Is the First Day of Our Blog

Yours was the first blog interface that we saw, WordPress.
We think we were blind before we met you.

And yet, here we are, blogosphere. We apologize for our delay in beginning our deliciously superior posts, but it seems we were held up donating our parents’ trust fund money at a recent Obama rally. We love his platforms. I mean, we’re totally into telling our friends how deck being green is–sure, we don’t recycle or reduce our carbon footprints by turning our Macs off or anything, but nothing shouts irony like riding down the street on a bicycle with a reusable tote filled with sustainable and locally grown organic goodies. And we find nothing more ironically stimulating to our cynical souls than all his talk of hopes, dreams and aspirations.

Hipsters Ironically for Obama ‘08.

Anyway–our bloggings should begin shortly.
We are overconfident that you will enjoy them.